Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey cannot sing. She was caught lip-syncing again. Well, that should indeed surprise no one. What a warm mess.

self driving cars

Uber moves self driving cars to arizona. California has too many rules and regs. Always, with this freaky state, there is another painful story for us. High tech needs a new home to be in. Yeah, they are making life hard for us.

short term

Brothers and sisters, short term thinking is crushing us.  Do not focus on yearly earning. Long term is key to becoming a proven winner. 🌛

Wildlife census

Get ready and do prepare. Wildlife census is near. Bird counting is now. Maybe we should say wow. Feathery friends are fewer in number every year.

Human extinction

Human extinction is near. What is our reason? OK, so it is that atmospheric gasses are escaping. Folks, we are not making this one up. Future of earth could be as desolates as mars. Not a bright one... that we can tell you.

Factory closes

Factory closes due to lack of demand for paper. Customers are into digital downloads now. Ah yes, the world is changing on us.

sea world

Just in... sea world park to open. There are no killer whales in this one. After all, that might offend a granola eating liberal That wants to live in a fantasy universe. Like they wanna ban killers and ban our guns. Maybe they gonna wake up. Smell the coffee in our new morning. ⌚

corporate ladder

Climbing the fabled corporate ladder is not easy. Definitely, there are many rungs. Getting to the top take a long time and then some. Just when do we arrive.

aliens

Scientists might be imagining aliens wrong. Oh wow, like can you imagine? Yeah, these creatures might be bugs, like the grays. After all, insects are very common. Personally, I see them as creepers. Yeah, they are vermin.

rocks are expensive

Believe me, rocks are expensive. Nordstrom has a pet rock for eighty-five dollars - read it and weep. Don't throw your money away. I have plenty of gravel if you want some. Folks, this news is max crazy.

touch screen

Parents do worry. Children spend a lot of time in front of a touch screen. This causes many cognitive deficits to occur. Back in the 1800's this problem did not happen, but it became a persistent pain in the 50's due to the common black and white TV screen. Yeah, we do understand that kids like seeing their favorite cartoons on a Saturday morning. However, they are now glued to their smart phone and need to always carry one.

snowman

Boy dies building a snow fort or snowman. Colleges, this is scary. Like wow, we can't play anymore. Maybe we need to ban snow or ice.

head phones

Children's head phones raise concerns. Hearing loss is one. They are too loud... over 85 decibels even. This is some sour news. Do hope they can limit the level of noise. After all, hearing is important for us.

new products

Apple has new products for us. Well, they say - if it ain't on the stage, it ain't on the page. The stage does seem a bit empty to me. Could be the lighting, but just the same... apple watch sales are not doing so great this year. Bet that it will join micro soft zune... soon. Yeah, as one of the worst technological turkeys ever.

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flowers

Let one thousand flowers bloom came from chair man mao. What does it even mean. Basically, it is...  that you should encourage many views... from many sources. Except that mao did crush all opponents that did not share his unique view. Actually, it was a carefully crafted scheme to flush out opponents by encouraging them to show their true colors as critical of the repressive regime. He got rid of them after they spoke up. Reminds me of liberals now. All they talk about is hate speech, but there is no freedom of speech or freedom of the press.