Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey cannot sing. She was caught lip-syncing again. Well, that should indeed surprise no one. What a warm mess.

self driving cars

Uber moves self driving cars to arizona. California has too many rules and regs. Always, with this freaky state, there is another painful story for us. High tech needs a new home to be in. Yeah, they are making life hard for us.

short term

Brothers and sisters, short term thinking is crushing us.  Do not focus on yearly earning. Long term is key to becoming a proven winner. 🌛

Wildlife census

Get ready and do prepare. Wildlife census is near. Bird counting is now. Maybe we should say wow. Feathery friends are fewer in number every year.

Human extinction

Human extinction is near. What is our reason? OK, so it is that atmospheric gasses are escaping. Folks, we are not making this one up. Future of earth could be as desolates as mars. Not a bright one... that we can tell you.

Factory closes

Factory closes due to lack of demand for paper. Customers are into digital downloads now. Ah yes, the world is changing on us.

sea world

Just in... sea world park to open. There are no killer whales in this one. After all, that might offend a granola eating liberal That wants to live in a fantasy universe. Like they wanna ban killers and ban our guns. Maybe they gonna wake up. Smell the coffee in our new morning. ⌚

corporate ladder

Climbing the fabled corporate ladder is not easy. Definitely, there are many rungs. Getting to the top take a long time and then some. Just when do we arrive.

aliens

Scientists might be imagining aliens wrong. Oh wow, like can you imagine? Yeah, these creatures might be bugs, like the grays. After all, insects are very common. Personally, I see them as creepers. Yeah, they are vermin.

rocks are expensive

Believe me, rocks are expensive. Nordstrom has a pet rock for eighty-five dollars - read it and weep. Don't throw your money away. I have plenty of gravel if you want some. Folks, this news is max crazy.

touch screen

Parents do worry. Children spend a lot of time in front of a touch screen. This causes many cognitive deficits to occur. Back in the 1800's this problem did not happen, but it became a persistent pain in the 50's due to the common black and white TV screen. Yeah, we do understand that kids like seeing their favorite cartoons on a Saturday morning. However, they are now glued to their smart phone and need to always carry one.

snowman

Boy dies building a snow fort or snowman. Colleges, this is scary. Like wow, we can't play anymore. Maybe we need to ban snow or ice.

head phones

Children's head phones raise concerns. Hearing loss is one. They are too loud... over 85 decibels even. This is some sour news. Do hope they can limit the level of noise. After all, hearing is important for us.

new products

Apple has new products for us. Well, they say - if it ain't on the stage, it ain't on the page. The stage does seem a bit empty to me. Could be the lighting, but just the same... apple watch sales are not doing so great this year. Bet that it will join micro soft zune... soon. Yeah, as one of the worst technological turkeys ever.

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flowers

Let one thousand flowers bloom came from chair man mao. What does it even mean. Basically, it is...  that you should encourage many views... from many sources. Except that mao did crush all opponents that did not share his unique view. Actually, it was a carefully crafted scheme to flush out opponents by encouraging them to show their true colors as critical of the repressive regime. He got rid of them after they spoke up. Reminds me of liberals now. All they talk about is hate speech, but there is no freedom of speech or freedom of the press.

time travel evidence

Here is some more. Yeah, time travel evidence that is. Back in the 1930's a woman was using a cell phone yes. Question for you. Who was that woman?

Button phobia

Button phobia is scary. Do wonder if those people use zippers. Steven Gibbs suffers from arachnophobia - fear of spider and other creepers. Well, that one is common. I fear snakes and nearly got bitten by one. Certainly, that did not help me any.

emergency

Actually, in England, teachers are referred to as power stations, and we are not sure on a reason. Do they have a special kind of power. If so, what is it any way. Certainly, it is not helping me get good grade on the final exam. Well, that is we assure... the understatement of the year. All this talk of a carbon tax to stop global warming. Yeah, we will pay more... and get less power. Get ready for a new emergency. It might affect the real power stations if you know what we mean.

Bowe Bergdahl

Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl is a former American prisoner of war. Pardon is not in the cards as we say. Traitors are not friends, but our enemies. 👎

poem

Here is a poem. It is for you.

Females are all very bad.
Why are they all sad, glad, or bad?
Human nature, just ask your dad.

blue gold

Personally, I like raging river. Their flow powers us. Water is an important component... blue gold is what it is. Best that we understand its source.

Face Book

Face Book using AI more. Oh yes, neural networks are max. Pattern recognition can increase. World we are living in is wow.

rope

People give us... to much rope. Actually, there are some fraying wire. This will lead to a snap. Let us move from good to great - future is ours.

malls going away

Basically, america is in ruins. Oh yes, malls are going away.  Please do wake up. Folks, there is no economic recovery.

lion

I am not lion to you. Life is hard and it is not getting any easier. Best strategy is to a niche of your very own. Yeah, that will allow you to survive. Otherwise, it can eat you up.

blogger burnout

Avoid blogger burnout and let life inspire you. Right on, that is our message. Yet, we do wish things we different for us. Not enough high paying gigs. Jobs are few and bills are many.

cubs win

Chicago cubs win world series. Victory is mine. Oh wow, this is a special day for all of us. Well, that ancient curse is over. Friends, this truly is an epic win. Just a happy day for all Chicago fans every place we see.

Trump wins

Actually, some people said that they would go to Canada if Trump wins. Well, don't let the door hit you. Life is an interesting process. Just what will the future bring us.

yo dog

What's the news... yo dog, like what is going on. Tired of lame stream media that sells us. Lies is what they tells us.

maximize revenue

Optimize your image score. This will allow you to maximize revenue. Customers do not buy if the product images are poor. Well, that should be obvious to all of us.

Twitter

Twitter will discontinue the vine app. Folks, this is getting scary. Really, we do love this company. However, it might not survive.

homeless camps

Rich go after homeless camps. That should not surprise us. All they care about is making more money. Often people are homeless because the jobs were sent to asia.

career

At this time, I need to seek a new career. Unruly behavior makes things worse. True, there are exceptions, but as a rule, companies are trying to cut back and trim expenses.  😾

down again

Stock market will go down again. Best that we get ready for what is coming. Hey, we need to be more aware. Thing are often not as they may seem.

old photographs

People in antique photographs did not smile any. Just look at the faded old tin-types I tell you. OK, so that was because society back then thought that smiling was only for buffoons and clowns - which are creepy. Funny, the people back then look even more eerie. Could be that we should all be glad that we were not born in the Victorian era.

time travel

Here is a brief history of time travel in the TV universe. Do you often harken back to all those old movies. People in them use a strange machine to go back to ancient times that were nicer. Often things were at a slower pace. Just like cool lemonade from dear old mom. Yeah, our past does have that effect on us.

tin cans

Did you ever talk to your friends creating a telephone using two tin cans. Remember that the trick is to use a rusty nail at the end of the string so that the vibration does travel the full length and converts into a noise. Most do not report great sound accuracy. It does sound a bit tinny shall we say.

Future

Future cities will look vastly different than our own. Harsh cubical structures of the 21st century are gone. Actually, they are replaced by buildings that are more rounded and organic. Basically, they look strange to us. Not sure how this will affect us.

full moon

Gotta love the full moon. It is coming soon. Let us work as one.

Polio

Polio resurgence is scary. Expect to see more woe. OK so paralysis is common. Yeah, we should become more aware. Ancient diseases are returning to haunt us.

scary

Halloween came early this year... scary clowns are menacing. These bozos are not average. Police want to arrest em. Well, we do expect some clown in this season. Sadly, most are in DC right now. Yeah, that place is a political circus.

80,000 jobs

80,000 jobs in Scotland going away. Brexit is the reason. This should worry you. People, not having employment does not empower you. Fewer jobs means less pay. Like this is a major issue.

far away

Look at science fiction movies. They have people visiting worlds that are far away. However, the humans still act the same. Well, people nowadays act quite different than in the 50's, like there is not smoking in waiting rooms. Back in the good old 50's you would see a man in a jet plane smoking an expensive cigar. Oh wow, that does seem eerie now.

too high a price

Customers complain about too high a price. Understand what is going on. People are taking cuts in pay. Like you cannot ask for a raise. Talk about having no money.

ten tech trends

Here are ten tech trends that are emerging.Gotta love technology, but where is it taking us. People are starting to wonder about the hidden costs of running a science empire. Maybe they are a lot more an we wanna pay.

Best cities

Best cities for you to work in. This list should brighten your day up. OK, so the list focuses on employment projections for coming years. Jobs are so few and my bills collectors are so very many. Sadly, those unpaid bills can pile up. Also, there are penalties, extra interest and damage to your credit score.

Uber laughs at us

Uber laughs at us. Frankly, I do not think it is safe to get into an Uber car. Well, that might be just me. Still, this is not regulated like a taxi cab service. Tests are mandatory for taxi drivers, but not the people navigating the Uber wagons. Frankly, that is not a good idea for passengers.

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mess

Past was a ramshackle mess. Often, things were not built to code and look like they will fall down this very year. Oh yes, but they have been around a few - years that is.

Netflix sees less movies

Netflix sees less movies... than four years ago. They do not want to spend any money. Also, they can raise prices. Those keep on going up. People, things were great six years ago. However, we have less good movies now. Most of what we have is old junk that no one can see. Do let me add that a lot of the films that have are boring documentaries like the life of bugs in a swamp.

smart oven

Just gotta love samsung. They have a smart oven. It offers a half-baked app. Do talk about cooking a goose. Fellows this is not so max. Like it really hurts us. Well, they tried hard to make a new oven. Sadly, it is back to the digital drafting board men and women.

open courses

Get your FREE on-line open courses. Internet of things or IOT is super max. Frankly, the world around us needs our common sense. Here we go.

Wells Fargo

Wells Fargo fake accounts began years ago. They like to charge you money. All those fees add up. Hey, we need to keep the wheels moving. Employees do what the boss tells em. Later on they are in prison. Of course, he retires to a luxury mansion in Bermuda to have amazing experiences. Heck, most people would settle for a run down mansion. What else, but of course. It is as we have told you before - the rich man plays and the poor man pays.

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phone number

Steven Gibbs keep changing his telephone number on us. Here is the latest one. It is (785) 219-2110 and that is easier. Well, than his old one. Still, we need to keep track of what is going on. Do like the new one. He still makes his legendary HDR units, but he only has one good arm. BTW, the future is awesome.

camera drones

Friends, camera drones of the future are pocket size. DJI sys so. They are like the king of quad copter camera. Well, the consumers are queen. Still, we do query you on go pro. Like where do they fit in. Basically, what we need is more res. Yeah, the hero is a zero. Forget about version five because what we need is version six or seven even.

Bankruptcy

Fellows, we have a worsening economy. Bankruptcy at sears nears. Oh yes, they keep on losing money. That is not good news in any company. However, they did not transition to the internet and we are playing a new game. For sears we believe that it is game over.

rockets away

Students can remember the good old days a long time ago. Teachers told us that one day, we would have a man on mars. Don't ask them when or they will yell at you. Frankly, the answer is never. Science fiction is not science. Otherwise, we would indeed say - rockets away.

wall mart versus amazon.

It is wall mart versus amazon. OK so the retail battle is warming up. Question for you. Like who will be the winner. Personally, I think that it might be amazon. Retail is an interesting game. Well, amazon has a lot less over head and can deliver lower prices. Expect wall mart to join sears soon. Obsolete is not a good thing in our universe. Yeah, this is no country for older men.

Eddie was crazy

Eddie was crazy. His prices were insane.

Well, he was crushed like an ant by the big guys.

There is nothing to see here and time to move on is now.

Red is so warm

Red is so warm. There is no other color like this one. It is full of cosmic energy. I like it more an orange. Yeah, that color is also very warm. However, it is less so. Look at yellow and even green. Certainly, they are not as cold as blue or cyan. Still, they lack the hot flame of a fiery red that seems as evenings moor.

Unicycles + Football

Unicycles + Football, what could possibly go wrong?

This is great material for a stand up comic.

trump campaign

Look at the trump campaign now. Main stream media is still on the attack, but he is trying to regroup. please get more jobs for us. Journey goes on.

aurora

Love to see an aurora. The light is an electric green. Well, that is what we are seeing. Just what does it all mean. Really does that our breath away.

flying chair

I have heard of a flying carpet and a flying car. However, the flying chair is a new one. What can we now say. Like the future is so wow.

life

What does life offer us. Ah yes, that is my question for you. Not sure we got an answer. Life is not a journey. Maybe it is a pain experience.

Tech meme

Tech meme lets you time travel to the past... in digital form that is.  Frankly, my dear, it does look better than now. Why did we get rid of underlining links any way.

designated survivor

Netflix has a new TV series. It is designated survivor. Not a treat for viewers. Yeah, it is scary. However, surely not in a good way. Really can throw a chill up my spine. ABC is producing this one. Well, they certainly cannot do news.

zune

Worst tech blunders of the last ten years. OK so number one is zune. This is the Edsel of tech, and by the way. Like the Edsel was an automobile from the Ford motor company. It was not the worse car ever. Maybe the yugo wins our prize. Still, it lost a lot of green.

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VAFU

VAFU means - value added follow up. This is so super. Bring it in. Like this is max. Master the minute on this one. Create the weight, face the space.

75 dead

75 dead as truck plows into crowd in nice. Certainly, this is a sad day for all of us. Wish there was no war. Yet we ask ourselves, who are our enemies.

5G tech

5G tech is coming. That mean the phones will speed up.
Also, people will be able to get 4K movies.
Future is so wow.

Walk

Walk with me. What do you see. Life moves on. The last Neanderthal walked thousands of years ago. Food is hard to get then and now.

Big mac economy

Big mac economy is wow. Yeah, our world is amazing. This is an awesome universe. Folks, we do wonder what is going on.

server

Hillary e-mail server is still in our news. Talk to the well paid tech guy. Like who gave the order to wipe our servers.

Jack Spratt could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean. Betwix the two, they wiped the e-mail server CLEAN... Oh, we are not in a nursery any more. This nursery rhyme reminds me the fairy tales politicians are telling us.

nuclear power

Do remember all the talk about nuclear power. It was suppose to be so green. Like that is what we suppose. Please forget about Fukushima and Chernobyl, all we need is to stop global warming yes. Except there is none.

Good food

Good food makes us hungry before we take one nip. Oh yes, it has a unique aroma. Bet that we keep our eyes open.

Best ideas

Best ideas in technology are wow. How do we find a new way? Things often go wrong. Yeah, we need to improve.

paris

I do love paris. Oh wow, it is so awesome. Beautiful it is - yes.

top 50

Look at the top 50 insta gram images. Do wonder what people are seeing. Not all is as we would wish on our enemies.

cashless society

Fellows, a cashless society is scary. Like every place you go a scene ov paper. Yeah, we say every one. Hard to keep a secret when there are prying eyes. Do we even see as necessary our secrecy. Just ask people who have a digital break in. Oh yes, there are many spies. Most have gone digital in our new era.

DIY brain stim

DIY brain stim is crazy. Please do not mess with your brain pal, we are saying. Hey, the results might be a mess.

too much racism

Sadly, there is too much racism. Citizens cannot get along for some reason. World is full of divisions now. It is rich against poor. Also, there is old against young. All of us must have a common purpose.  That is to obey the all powerful one.

cruz wins in wisconsin

Just do not know what to think any more. Yeah, cruz wins in wisconsin. Victory is near. Well, this was a major primary. Donald Trump certainly is not doing so nice. Like that which ye sow. The same ye shall reap.

wisconsin

Ted cruise is doing super. Expect a win-con-sin. Please remember to vote and we are winning. Let us here it for wisconsin.

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cage

Do you feel you are in a cage. That should indeed surprise no one. After all, what are we seeing. Look at the rights erosion. Yeah, that process is on going.

sea

People like to live near a sea. What great pull it has on us. Look out and what do you see. Yeah, to be part of an ever more awesome ocean. Just hope that a hurricane does not come. Certainly, we know that the damage those do to us is massive.

20 images

20 images of Titanic sinking are scary. Captain went down with his ship, but this was not necessary. Life boats were few and the water was cold, so few people did survive. Different story when the water is warm.

russian joke

In america, you can always find party.
In communist russia, the party find you!

purple mountain

Here is a purple mountain for you.

Netflix

Netflix lied to us. They were slowing down our videos and blaming the providers for our pain. Yeah, the reception is poor. Maybe they will refund us. Like we do not think so.

slack

HDRKID is on slack now. This is great news. If you want an invite send him an email at HDRremoveKID [at] HOTremoveMAIL [dot] COM with no remove.